Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Area Dog has Nothing to Say; Barking Anyways

LE MARS – Despite having nothing to add about the conversation currently taking place between owner Mark Klootwick and neighbor Samatha Parker, Scooter the black lab will not stop barking. Parker reports, “Mark and I were having a pleasant conversation about the youth basketball team that our children are both on when Scooter began barking his head off.”

“At first I thought Scooter had something to say about the coach’s unusual decision to employ usage of the zone defense in a 3rd and 4th grade basketball league,” stated Klootwick, “but now I feel like Scooter just wanted to hear himself talk.”

Scooter refused to comment on the incident.

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