SIOUX CITY - Local man Tony Morrison, 33, reported Wednesday morning that he was just to tired to get up and use the bathroom. "I really had to go," reported Morrison, "but the couch was just too comfortable."
Morrison had reportedly drank a 20 ounce Gatorade after finishing off an undisclosed amount of Sprite from a two liter bottle that had been opened Monday evening. Morrison felt a slight urge to use the bathroom before laying down on his couch to watch The Price Is Right. However, before the show had ended Morrison had conflicting interests between falling asleep and going to the bathroom. "I figure that if I just take a quick power nap, I'll have the energy to use the bathroom," explained Morrison seconds before starting a three hour nap.
Morrison's fully developed urinary tract prevented Morrison from urinating while napping, however, this can hardly be considered a high point in the man's life.
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