SIOUX CITY - Local aspiring musician Jack Hobbs is not good at guitar, nor will he ever be report Hobbs' friends. "Jack has been playing guitar for a few years now, but all he knows how to play is a handful of chords and the C Major scale," reports Steward Walowitz, "every song he knows how to play is a variation on the C, D, G, and E minor chords."
"He told me that he wrote a song for my birthday, but I'm pretty sure it was just 'Round Here' by Counting Crows," said Hobbs' girlfriend Jessica Bardole, "typically it is the thought that counts, but in this case I think I'm probably going to break up with him."
When asked about his ability, Hobbs claimed, "I totally rock man. One of these days when I hit it big all you all are going to say that you know the Jack Hobbs."
At no point in this reporter's life will he ever tell anyone that he knows "the Jack Hobbs".
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