World News Monday: Citizen of Nation You’ve Never Heard of Knows More About US Politics Than You Do

SOMEWHERE IN AFRICA, OR MAYBE EASTERN EUROPE – Mala Dappaggi, a citizen of a country you’ve never heard because the country's rich history began prior to 1776 and the country exists somewhere in the Eastern hemisphere, knows much more about US politics than you do. “United States citizen think they know a lot about the current presidential election because they watch the news. But how many of them have actually looked up the candidate’s policies and read them,” explained Dappaggi, “the policies are readily available on the internet.”

When reporters pressed Dappaggi for more information he simply laughed and said that we would have to look up the policies ourselves. “You do have the internet in America, correct?” taunted Dappaggi.

Internet researchers for the Sioux City News began searching for the policies but were distracted by Bloons Tower Defense III.